Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy.

Police ne car Roki Or kaha:
Ye Safety week Hy
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Ap Belt Pehn k car Chala Rhe ho Islye
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Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy.
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Ap is inam ka kya Kroge.?
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Driver: Main apna drivng Licence Banwaunga.
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Pichli Seat Par Bethi uski maa boli:
Iski baat ka Yakin Nahi Karo Ye shrab Pi Kar kuch b bolta Hy.
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Uske abba neend se jage or Police dekh k bole:
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Mujhe Pata Tha chori ki car Me Hum Zeyada door Nahi ja Paenge.
Tabhi diggi se awaz Ai
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Bhai: Hmne border Paar Karlya Hy kya.?. :))