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Wednesday 21 March 2018

Summer Remedy

Kerala Ayurveda Remedy for Summer:

Take
1) Two lemons 🍋🍋
2) Two spoons of sugar
3) One spoon ginger powder
4) Five mint leaves
5) Two cups of ice cubes​
6) Throw them in dust bin
7) Have chilled beer 🍻🤩

Wednesday 23 May 2012

MBA Ki Degree Di Jati He

MUBARAK HO

Msg Na Karne Par Apko

MBA Ki Degree Di Jati He



M.B.A

M-MEMBER OF

B-BHIKARI

A-ASSOCIATION



Ye Msg Tum dusre M.B.A. Ko

4wrd kar Dena.!

pooo poo poo pooo

Sohni de nakhre sohne lagde

Sohni de nakhre sohne lagde

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Kehndi

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Dekho kya bnta hai.

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Sirf 5 or 7 ko Delete karte jao

phr dekho kya bnta hai.

Love

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Delete all "V"..! &see the magic

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Delete all "V"..! &see the magic

Really.!

Ok dear

Main School Me Padna Chahta hu.

Ek Gadhe ne Apne Malik se kaha-Me School Me Padna Chahta hu.
Malik Ne Uska Admision krwa Dia.
Us Gadhe Ne itna pda..itna pda
K Aj Wo Malik ka SMS Pad rha h.

Pyar b 1 baar karte h

Hum 1 baar jite h,
1 baar marte h,
Pyar b 1 baar karte h,
Jab har kaam 1 baar karte h
to pata nahi apko miss hi kyu baar-baar karte hai...
Hv a gud time forevr

(OLD STORY) Vs (NEW STORY)

I luv walkin in rain bcz nobody knows i'm crying (OLD STORY)..

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I luv walking in FOG bcz no one knows I'm smoking! (NEW STORY)

Line maarne ke 3 mast tareeke

Line maarne ke 3 mast tareeke
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1. Pencil se.

2. Pen se.

3. Marker se!!

Kyu ! Tumne kya socha?

Beta pdhai pr dhyan do..!!