tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20014151860722352612024-02-20T15:09:48.505+05:30Messages PointWhere you find all kind of messages!Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.comBlogger289125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-87072751167305602502018-03-21T22:09:00.001+05:302018-03-21T22:09:52.048+05:30Summer Remedy<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Kerala Ayurveda Remedy for Summer:<br />
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Take<br />
1) Two lemons ππ<br />
2) Two spoons of sugar<br />
3) One spoon ginger powder<br />
4) Five mint leaves<br />
5) Two cups of ice cubesβ<br />
6) Throw them in dust bin<br />
7) Have chilled beer π»π€©<br />
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Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-57169418285119545532012-05-23T09:42:00.000+05:302012-05-23T09:43:00.194+05:30MBA Ki Degree Di Jati He<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
MUBARAK HO<br />
<br />
Msg Na Karne Par Apko<br />
<br />
MBA Ki Degree Di Jati He<br />
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<br />
M.B.A<br />
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M-MEMBER OF<br />
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B-BHIKARI<br />
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A-ASSOCIATION<br />
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Ye Msg Tum dusre M.B.A. Ko<br />
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4wrd kar Dena.!</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-63272143302010235172012-05-23T09:40:00.003+05:302012-05-23T09:40:59.074+05:30pooo poo poo pooo<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Sohni de nakhre sohne lagde<br /><br />Sohni de nakhre sohne lagde<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />Kehndi<br /><br />,,, (." ) <br /> ,_/ ! ) ) _ , pooo poo poo pooo</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-22088081696079238852012-05-23T09:39:00.000+05:302012-05-23T09:39:07.165+05:30Dekho kya bnta hai.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
.*5*7*5.7,5.7*5*7*5.7 5* Y755o7u5 7R5 S5o7 *5 *5.7S5w75ee7t5 * "5*7.5,7.5*7"<br /><br />Sirf 5 or 7 ko Delete karte jao<br /><br />phr dekho kya bnta hai.</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-63189638154008557902012-05-23T09:38:00.001+05:302012-05-23T09:38:15.144+05:30Love<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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V,-- V/ ,-- V,-- V, --.<br />V '-. / V /-- /--V /--'V<br />--V' 'V- '-V- 'V-- /V V Well <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Delete all "V"..! &see the magic<br /><br />Really.!<br /><br />Ok dear</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-48750659281733932082012-05-23T09:35:00.000+05:302012-05-23T09:35:03.913+05:30Main School Me Padna Chahta hu.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Ek Gadhe ne Apne Malik se kaha-Me School Me Padna Chahta hu.<br />
Malik Ne Uska Admision krwa Dia.<br />
Us Gadhe Ne itna pda..itna pda <br />
K Aj Wo Malik ka SMS Pad rha h.</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-56830777214031397202012-05-23T09:32:00.000+05:302012-05-23T09:32:59.135+05:30Pyar b 1 baar karte h<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Hum 1 baar jite h, <br />
1 baar marte h, <br />
Pyar b 1 baar karte h, <br />
Jab har kaam 1 baar karte h <br />
to pata nahi apko miss hi kyu baar-baar karte hai...<br />
Hv a gud time forevr</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-86425819640782694712012-05-23T09:31:00.002+05:302012-05-23T09:31:20.860+05:30(OLD STORY) Vs (NEW STORY)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I luv walkin in rain bcz nobody knows i'm crying (OLD STORY).. <br /><br />. <br /><br />. <br /><br />. <br /><br />I luv walking in FOG bcz no one knows I'm smoking! (NEW STORY)</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-63954965210248141772012-05-23T09:29:00.002+05:302012-05-23T09:29:36.008+05:30Line maarne ke 3 mast tareeke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Line maarne ke 3 mast tareeke <br />. <br />. <br />.<br />. <br />. <br />. <br />. <br />. <br />. <br />1. Pencil se. <br /><br />2. Pen se. <br /><br />3. Marker se!! <br /><br />Kyu ! Tumne kya socha? <br /><br />Beta pdhai pr dhyan do..!!</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-3858130026523194372012-05-23T09:26:00.002+05:302012-05-23T09:28:52.236+05:30Sometimes I forget 2 say hi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, <br />
I frgt 2 reply, <br />
my msg doesn't reach u, <br />
but it dsn't mean I frgt u. <br />
I'm just giving u time 2 Miss me. ,</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-51338370555452717752012-05-23T09:25:00.000+05:302012-05-23T09:25:30.782+05:30Happy "rainy day":-)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
, ' , ' , ' , ' , '<br />, ' , '<o>' , ' '<br />, ' , ',( ), ' , ' ,<br />_ _ _/ /_ _ _<br /><br /><br /><br />garmiyo ki pheli pheli baarishO ki bunde aapke naam...<br /><br />happy "rainy day":-)</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-78226933339599255592012-05-23T09:23:00.000+05:302012-05-23T09:23:49.139+05:30Jaisi marzi shakal bana lo<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
(:-@) crying<br /><br />(:->) angry<br /><br />(:-/) bored<br /><br />(B-)) proud<br /><br />(:-() sad<br /><br />(:-)) happy<br /><br />(:-O) confused<br /><br />(;-() sleepy <br /><br />Jaisi marzi shakal bana lo.<br /><br />MERE SmS To Aate rahege.</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-61636926501148984702012-05-23T09:22:00.000+05:302012-05-23T09:22:23.214+05:30Kitana sona tenu rab ne banaya<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Kitna sona tenu rab ne banaya<br /><br />Wah<br /><br />wah<br /><br /><br />Kitana sona tenu rab ne banaya<br /><br /><br />Wah<br /><br />Wa<br /><br /><br />Mene tenu aakhri din bhi april full banaya. . . . !<br /><br />Hahahaha</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-48958815980372295992012-05-23T09:20:00.001+05:302012-05-23T09:20:50.493+05:30Latst PJ..<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; color: black; display: inline !important; float: none; font: small "Times New Roman"; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"></span>Latst PJ..<br /><br />Kise pata aanewala kal kya paigaam layega.. <br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />Wah,wah<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br />Kise pata aanewala kal kya paigaam layega..<br />Volume kam kar pappa jag jayega.</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-23971522503567294382012-05-17T18:40:00.003+05:302012-05-17T18:40:59.508+05:30Sometime silent but always around you<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
My Relation is not like "RAIN" which comes n goes away,<br />my relation is like "AIR" some time silent but always around you</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-84075297549861014082012-05-17T18:39:00.002+05:302012-05-17T18:39:36.460+05:30"You Made Me Alone"<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
When a very sweet<br />and<br />Close person goes to far from us,<br />...<br />we may or may not say<br />But<br /><br />Our heart says to their heart<br />"You Made Me Alone"<br />Miss You !!</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-30445408248356878592012-05-17T18:38:00.002+05:302012-05-17T18:38:30.513+05:30Zaalim Haseena:<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Zaalim Haseena:<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />BOY-<br />I love u..<br />I Can't live widout u..<br />Mar jaunga..<br />Mit jaunga..<br />Tere pyaar mai fanna ho jaunga..<br /><br />GIRL-<br />Hmmmm..<br />Dekh lo Tumhe jaisa theek lage...:p xD</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-39677943904644347802012-05-17T18:37:00.002+05:302012-05-17T18:37:43.423+05:30Laptop la do<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
1 Admi ki Wife mar gai.......<br /><br />Dost:- Usko chup karane k bad; " Tujhy Kuch Chahiye?<br /><br />Admi:- Laptop la do.<br /><br />Dost:- Q khairiat?<br /><br />Admi:- Facebook pe Status to Single kr dun. ;-)</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-28976426368693177912012-05-17T18:36:00.002+05:302012-05-17T18:36:37.828+05:30Tum Mujhe apne Sath Kyun Nahi le Jate..??<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Wife : Tum Mujhe apne Sath Thailand Kyun Nahi le Jate..??<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Husband : Are Pagli,<br />Restaurant me bhi koi Tiffin Le kar jata hai..?? ;) x)</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-72870644208198963132012-05-17T18:35:00.002+05:302012-05-17T18:35:17.390+05:30Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Police ne car Roki Or kaha:<br />Ye Safety week Hy<br />.<br />Ap Belt Pehn k car Chala Rhe ho Islye<br />.<br />Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy.<br />.<br />Ap is inam ka kya Kroge.?<br />.<br />Driver: Main apna drivng Licence Banwaunga.<br />.<br />Pichli Seat Par Bethi uski maa boli:<br />Iski baat ka Yakin Nahi Karo Ye shrab Pi Kar kuch b bolta Hy.<br />.<br />Uske abba neend se jage or Police dekh k bole:<br />.<br />Mujhe Pata Tha chori ki car Me Hum Zeyada door Nahi ja Paenge.<br />Tabhi diggi se awaz Ai<br />.<br />Bhai: Hmne border Paar Karlya Hy kya.?. :))</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-43583862819431952482012-05-17T18:24:00.003+05:302012-05-17T18:24:22.638+05:30God has 3 Ans. for Each Prayer..<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
God has 3 Ans. for Each Prayer.. <br /><br />1.Yes <br /><br />2.Wait <br /><br />3.I have another plan for U. <br /><br /> <br /><br />But he never says 'NO'. <br /><br /> <br /><br />Trust him always & He will bless U. :-)</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-91636200765973666502012-05-17T18:23:00.003+05:302012-05-17T18:23:44.578+05:30BACHON KA HARAMI PAN.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
BACHON KA HARAMI PAN. <br /><br />Bacha shopkeeper se: sooji hay. <br /><br /> <br /><br />Shopkeeper: <br /><br />Ji haan sooji hay. <br /><br /> <br /><br />Bacha: <br /><br />Tou phir marwai q thi??.</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-61026385407831671452012-05-17T18:23:00.000+05:302012-05-17T18:23:10.299+05:30DOST na bana, tu DHOKHA kha jaega<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Khuda ne mujse kaha"Bande, <div>
DOST na bana, tu DHOKHA kha jaega".</div>
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Maine kaha"A khuda, </div>
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Tu msg padhnewale se mil to sahi,</div>
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Tu bhi Dhokhe se 1 acha DOST pa jayega".</div>
</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2001415186072235261.post-9403660573381528132012-05-17T18:22:00.002+05:302012-05-17T18:22:23.180+05:30Tasme shri beere namah!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Twamev vodka <br /><br />Twamev whisky <br /><br />Twamev shri cocktaile namah! <br /><br />Twamev sakshat desi ka paua, <br /><br />Tasme shri beere namah! <br /><br />Ishwar apko sada hmare pyar me tunn rkhe.</div>Rehanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04241286230746039259noreply@blogger.com0